Cheese Head
Identification

Your Appliance Tech is a Cheese Head if...

He had a polka band instead of a string quartet at his wedding reception.
He owns a cheese-head or -necktie. And has worn it in public. At Lambeau Field or Milwaukee County Stadium.
He says "Ja hey dere once, eh?" more than once a day.
He gets offended by "Sven and Olie" jokes.
He went to Sheboygan for his honeymoon.
His favorite food is hotdish.
He flew his flag at half mast for a week after the great Oscar Meyer fire of '91.
"Second Week in Deer Camp" brings a tear to his eye.
He knows more than 17 different ways to cook brats.
He has a gnome or a bathroom appliance in his front yard.
He has ever tipped a cow. When sober.
He has ever bowled more than 10 consecutive games.
He has memorized every line from the movie "Strange Brew."
His family pet is named "Bossie".
He has ever had a date with Ms. Dairyland 19xx.
He had his wedding reception at a bowling alley.
Laverne and Shirley are his all-time heros.
He seldom can remember the week after Oktoberfest.
He has ordered pizza with sauerkraut on it (more than once.)