Haikus for Appliance Repair
These haikus contain sacred appliance knowledge. To experience their deeper, hidden wisdom, you should read them aloud, reverently and under soft lighting while burning incense. Be careful not to read too many at a time, they must be savored like fine saké to achieve true appliance satori (enlightenment).
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Surfing for wisdom appliance repair haikus for you, satori. Asking for answers, |
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Dryer runs all day clothes get warm, but wet remains. Replace the vent now. A lonely psycho Washer does not drain |
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Dishwasher won’t drain, motor runs. Oy! What a pain. The drain port is clogged. Toaster will not heat. Ice cream is melting. |
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Beer is getting warm. Compressor hums then clicks off. Replace start relay. Nuking the kitty, No ice for my drink. |
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Oven flashing “F” a letter and number code. All codes are revealed. My GE washer Cookies keep burning. My husband loves beer. |
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Page of bad haikus, |
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